Do homework or do absolutely anything else…?
…?
Is that an actual question?
It was obviously rhetorical. ;)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via im-a-sasshole)
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
Or there’s:
Skinny girl takes photo in underwear = “omg dream body” “so beautiful” “unf”
Fat girl takes photo in underwear = “ew put that away” “she should lose weight” “so unhealthy”
Neither combo is right.
(via hellohaleyrenae)
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
(via hellohaleyrenae)
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
(Source: cowboybeboop, via hellohaleyrenae)
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
(via hellohaleyrenae)
fuck i love him so fucking much dnioudbnaoufnOUSN
he’s mineeee
NO HE IS NOT
I think he is..
well ur mind must be fucked up because YOU’RE THINKING WRONG
guys. He’s like 40 now
um excuse you hes still attractive and funny and such a good actor what is wrong with you
i need u
(Source: loganblake, via stairway-to-heaveen)
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
(via sometimes-butts)
